ITS 4 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORRRRRNING!
I went to edge tonight for the first time in fucking FOREVER! Im pretty drunk now but doing fine. Had a lovley conversation with the taxi driver on the way home.
Got proposed to twice, once by a guy called Bertie the cat who has promised me an Alien marathon and twice by a guy whos name i dont know but his favourite Dragon Ball Z character is Trunks.
BUT iam actually forever married to my home girl Becca Becca Becca who played me Go Sailor, drank shots with me, Introduced me to Craig who bought me not one but TWO shots of whiskey and she danced with me and put up with me all night.
I LOVE YOU BECCA!!!!!